Sunday, April 25, 2010
TSA security threat
Here is the scenario: right after going through security at Sacramentos airport (SMF) I pick up my bags and recombobulate myself and start towards my gate.  I have to immediately turn left as there is a TSA table there at the end of the security area funneling all people to the terminal.  No one is sitting at the table but as I'm walking past I notice 2 pencil cup holders full of pencils and pens and-wait for it-2 long handled metal scissors.  That's right-just the kind of thing you would get stripped searched for just daring to have in your bag 20 feet back from where I just was.  I stop.  I look around and think what should I do?  If I wanted to I could have slipped them out of the pencil cups put them into my coat pocket and continue on my merry way.  If I was a bad guy I would now have a couple of weapons just as deadly as - say - box cutters.  I motion to a TSA flunkie to come to me, pick up the scissors, throw them down on the table and tell him that perhaps these shouldn't be left right there.  I continue on to my airplane,  pass the story on to my FO, and enjoy my caramel macchiato knowing that the TSA is hard at work protecting us all.....
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Awesome! Pilot Rage against TSA!! I let mine out about once every 6 months!! TSA - They Suck Ass....
ReplyDeleteTSA - Totally Stupid Agency!! That is it.
All we need to do is arm every passenger with a Crocodile Dundee Knife! Then when Al Crazy 'South Park Stick Figure' Qaeda wants to fight, the odds are in our favor.
Gotta luv political correctness!